Tosh and Twaddle

A goofy 21 year old who thought they'd come here to post old art, but ended up reblogging awesome stuff. ONCE-LER and The Lorax now dominates my blog, but you'll also find Sherlock, Homestuck, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit, Doctor Who, Bioshock, The Producers, Disney and various cartoons/animated things such as but not limited to Spongebob, Regular Show, MLP:FIM as well as other shows/movies/games/books, and various other things I find pretty, amusing, cool, hilarious or relevant to my interests in some-possibly unknown-manner. Otherwise, a lot of Tosh and Twaddle ^_^


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Reblogged from sammysamwinchester

sammysamwinchester:

so it was recently my language arts teacher’s birthday, and one of his students brought him a cardboard cutout of legolas that now just sits in various places in our classroom, like today

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Reblogged from ballvvasher
consultingsuperhusbands: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: sODA CAME OUT MY NOSE There has never been a more beautiful thing on my dash.

consultingsuperhusbands:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

sODA CAME OUT MY NOSE

There has never been a more beautiful thing on my dash.

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Reblogged from baratoucher
purple-monkey-dish-washer: hannanigans: aaamaaazooon: LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS rub me on your body ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING. i’m so fucked up AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH. IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER 0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN I tried so hard not to reblog ^ don’t lie to me

purple-monkey-dish-washer:

hannanigans:

aaamaaazooon:

LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH

WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS

I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT

FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING

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THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS

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rub me on your body

ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

image

IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF

I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.

image

i’m so fucked up

AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE

I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.

IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER

0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN

I tried so hard not to reblog

^ don’t lie to me

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Reblogged from mentalreboot
ninger6isyourfriend: myheadisbleeding: mentalreboot: So I heard you like perfect loops Devilish no fucking way

ninger6isyourfriend:

myheadisbleeding:

mentalreboot:

So I heard you like perfect loops

Devilish

no fucking way

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Reblogged from ziggyzagz

coolcalmandcarlos:

cpcoulter:

trufflepie:

luckysquid:

vikushi:

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WHAT THE FUCK

OH MY GOD WHAT.

I DON’T EVEN.

LIKE FUCKING MAGIC. 

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it should be kids like him who get full rides to college. you know, kids who actually need it

The new Bob Ross, ladies and gentlemen.

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Reblogged from wicked-transparency
jackfrostftw: epitomeofsad: transparent-alice: her dress changes color to that of your blog this is lovely she has a snowflake patterned dress this is great

jackfrostftw:

epitomeofsad:

transparent-alice:

her dress changes color to that of your blog

this is lovely

she has a snowflake patterned dress this is great

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Reblogged from asslet

davidhasslehoff:

IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY WHOLE LIFE OMG

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Reblogged from disney-park-junkie

heartmadeofdisney:

Walt Disney talking about the art of Audio-Animatronics, with a little help from a feathered friend.

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Reblogged from galifianafuck

galifianafuck:

im never deleting my blog im staying here untiil im 60 years old

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Reblogged from taktophoto

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Reblogged from elsenliberator

LEAVE A MESSAGE IN MY INBOX SAYING WHO YOU THINK I SHOULD COSPLAY

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

thevvioletprince:

I always love cosplay suggestions, even if it’s something I’m not familiar with! 

ヽ( ゜∇ ゜)ノ

please

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Reblogged from dark-akuma-yaoi
kako-pumpkin: camiekahle: dark-akuma-yaoi: by densha-otoko i dont usually reblog a cosplay but when i do its amazing!! I honestly thought this was a screencap for a second. Bra-freaking-vo! W O W

kako-pumpkin:

camiekahle:

dark-akuma-yaoi:

by densha-otoko

i dont usually reblog a cosplay but when i do its amazing!!

I honestly thought this was a screencap for a second. Bra-freaking-vo!

W

O

W

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Reblogged from penrose-stairs

penrose-stairs:

A moment of silence for all the times we drew people with arms behind their back to avoid having to draw the hands.

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Reblogged from wiccacow

About 46 Homestuck Related Asks

  • 1. What's your god-tier?
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  • 3. What's you sylladex?
  • 4. What's your strife specibus?
  • 5. What's your planet?
  • 6. What's your lusus?
  • 7. What's your blood colour?
  • 8. How do you die?
  • 9. Do you have a theme?
  • 10. What's your kernelsprite?
  • 11. What's your chumhandle?
  • 12. What's your text colour?
  • 13. What's your symbol?
  • 14. What sort of powers/advantages do you have?
  • 15. Name some of your INTERESTS.
  • 16. How are your quadrants?
  • 17. Favourite redrom pairing?
  • 18. Favourite blackrom pairing?
  • 19. Favourite palerom pairing?
  • 20. Favourite greyrom pairing?
  • 21. Who do you ship [x] with?
  • 22. How do you feel about [x] pairing?
  • 23. Character A and Character B get in a fight. How would that go down? Who would win?
  • 24. Favourite rarepair?
  • 25. Favourite Felt member?
  • 26. Favourite act?
  • 27. Favourite panel?
  • 28. Favourite AU?
  • 29. Favourite Homestuck AMV?
  • 30. Favourite Homestuck Album and song?
  • 31. Favourite trickster design?
  • 32. Favourite fanfiction?
  • 33. Favourite bloodswap?
  • 34. Favourite god-tier powers?
  • 35. Favourite character to genderbend?
  • 36. Favourite iteration of Jack Noir?
  • 37. Which characters are you most like? Why?
  • 38. Which character would you be mostly likes to get along with?
  • 39. Which characters do you relate the most to? Why?
  • 40. Have you done any Homestuck cosplays? Any pictures?
  • 41. Where do you roleplay Homestuck?
  • 43. Done any voice acting? Care to give a sample?
  • 44. Character A, B, and C. KFM?
  • 45. If you had to make a playlist for [x character or x pairing], what songs would be on it?
  • 46. [Character x] appears on your doorstep. What do you do?
  • 48. Headcanons for [x pairing]?
  • Bonus: Tell us about your fantrolls.

Reblogged from benedicthelps
writeworld: benedicthelps: A Study on Serial Killers Or the detailed guide on the oddly intriguing topic of Serial Killers. This guide is not for the faint-hearted.  Read More The guide above is a very useful primer for those wishing to learn how to accurately depict serial killers.  Just to tack on to what benedicthelps has put together here: below you will find a list of documentaries on various serial killers and a few interesting resources for further reading.  A List of Documentaries about Serial Killers The Backpacker Killer Serial Killer: Elizabeth Bathory Serial Killer: Larry Gene Bell Moors Murders: Ian Brady & Myra Hindley Ted Bundy Biography Andrei Chikatilo Biography Serial Killers: John William Cooper Richard Cottingham’s 1st Ever Interview + Serial Killer Elmer Wayne Henley Interview Serial Killer: John Reginald Christie Serial Killer: Jeffrey Dahmer, Night Stalker Confessions of a Serial Killer: Jeffrey Dahmer Jeffrey Dahmer: The Monster Within John Wayne Gacy Documentary Serial Killers: John Wayne Gacy The Granny Killer: John Wayne Glover Serial Killers: Highway of Tears H.H. Holmes: America’s First Serial Killer The Iceman Tapes: Inside the Mind of a Mafia Hitman Serial Killer Documentary: Jack the Ripper Jack the Ripper A&E Biography: Jack The Ripper Serial Killer: Henry Lee Lucas Charles Manson Interview with Tom Snyder Serial Killer: Dennis Nilsen Serial Killer: Anatoly Onoprienko Serial Killer: Alexander Pichushkin, the Chessboard Killer The Pig Farm: Robert Pickton Dennis Rader: BTK Killer Internet Slave Master: John Edward Robinson Serial Killer: Glen Rogers, “The Casanova Killer” Serial Killer: Richard Rogers (The Last Call Killer) Serial Killers Serial Killers on the Loose Crimes That Shook Britain: Harold Shipman The Sketchbook Killer The Sacramento Slayer: Serial Killer Morris Solomon Jr. The True Story of the Silence of the Lambs Serial Killer: Faryion Wardrip Fred & Rosemary West: The House of Horrors Worst Serial Killers: John Wayne Gacy Worst Serial Killers: Gainesville Ripper & Unabomber Worst Serial Killers: Green River & BTK Killer Worst Serial Killers: Charles Manson, Ted Bundy & Zodiac A Few Extra Resources on Writing Serial Killers Murder 101 by Denis Faye Wikipedia: List of serial killers by number of victims How Serial Killers Work by Shanna Freeman GoodReads: Non-fiction books about Serial Killers FBI: Serial Murder Evaluating a psychological profile of a serial killer 10 Most Common Traits of Potential Serial Killers 11 Common Traits of Mass Murderers and Serial Killers Serial Killer Characteristics Serial Killers’ Psychology Cracked: 5 Horrific Serial Killers (Who Are Free Right Now) Listverse: Top 10 Evil Serial Killers 14 Serial Killers Who Were Never Captured, In Order Of How Frightening Their Media-Created Names Are

writeworld:

benedicthelps:

A Study on Serial Killers

Or the detailed guide on the oddly intriguing topic of Serial Killers. This guide is not for the faint-hearted. 

Read More

The guide above is a very useful primer for those wishing to learn how to accurately depict serial killers. 

Just to tack on to what benedicthelps has put together here: below you will find a list of documentaries on various serial killers and a few interesting resources for further reading. 

A List of Documentaries about Serial Killers

A Few Extra Resources on Writing Serial Killers

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